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Light Numbers
Blues
Far too enigmatic. I don't like that he manages to surprise me when he doesn't whistle to warn of his arrival. Nobody but me should be that stealthy.
Rock
Way, way too nice. Fun to scare, but leaves me feeling like I just kicked a sad orphan puppy sometimes.
Roll
She hit me with a broom. Twice.
Cut
If he says one more lame pun, I'm going to cut his voice module out! I'm just glad I don't have to live with him.
Guts
Why does Dr. Wily like this design so much? He's a little too punch-happy for my liking. Luckily I don't have to run into these guys too often.
Ice
I owe little boy blue here a scare. When Rhythm was staying with him, I snuck in there once to surprise her and he mistook me for an intruder and froze my tail to the ceiling. It was winter. I was stuck there for ages. Also he's tiny but not easily spooked which is annoying.
Bomb
Too loud. If I want to listen to explosions, I have Crash.
Fire
Fun. He gets riled up pretty easily.
Elec
Good to look at. Don't touch or you'll get zapped though. Ow.
Time
Has a major stick up his ass.
Unicorn
Easy prey. Funny as hell, though. See him jump!
Cossacks
Bright
This guy never shuts up. Why didn't Dr. Cossack program in a mute function?
Toad
Eaaaaasy prey but so funny. I love tormenting this guy. Wonder if he's all round under the armor too?
Drill
This guy never stops working. What's wrong with the Cossack Numbers anyway? I never seem to see anything fun when spying on them.
Pharaoh
Another one with a stick up his ass, but at least this one's fun to tease. Time just throws things at me, Pharaoh gets flustered. Wonder what he looks like under those bandages? I keep trying but I never catch a glimpse. Sometimes I think he does it on purpose.
Ring
Someone get this guy a hobby that doesn't involve throwing rings at things. Ugh. He's not even fun, he's just rude.
Dust
Kind of cute for a clean freak. Boring, though. Yet another workaholic.
Dive
Hahahahaha. Cossack made a swimming robot that gets motion sick. How lame is that guy?
Skull
He has good taste in movies. Doesn't like me much though. Actually I don't think he likes any of us after the whole Kalinka affair. It wasn't like we kidnapped his sister and forced him into servitude! That was all the doctor. Well, not like it matters.
Tundra
My brother now. Cossack can't have.
Abyss
I don't mnow much about this guy. Wonder if he'll be fun to scare?
Wily-Made Siblings and Adopted Siblings
Rhythm
Shut up, I know what that implies. Don't make me think about the methods. Rhythm's the best sister, anyway. Adorable and pocket-sized, but adult enough. Still able to have fun despite being grown-up. 10/10. Just wish I could forget the doctor banged someone. Sometimes it sucks having an infallible memory.
Metal
He can be bad-tempered but he's got his issues to work through. We're alike in that a lot of people think we're bad, so I don't want to upset him too much. It'd be suspicious if I didn't torment him at least a bit though.
Air
Someone. Please. Mute button. Sometimes I get so bored I go off and collect leaves to put in his room just to annoy him.
Bubble
Dr. Wily sure did a number on him. I love watching him on land. He tries to avoid being on land around me because he says I look like I'm plotting to eat him.
Quick
Asshole. Thinks he knows everything just because he's fast. I set up a tripwire for him once... So worth the repairs.
Crash
I will personally hunt down anyone who makes him cry. Some people say Shadow and I coddle him too much, but Crash can't help his malfunctions. He's still my dear big brother.
Flash
Just because he doesn't have hair, he's so rude to everyone else who does. Sometimes I untie my hair and brush it out in front of him just to piss him off. Also... can you say "whiner"? It's not like he has it worse than anyone else...
Heat
Kinda pleasant to be around. Wonder why he hates ice cream so much? It's not like he can even eat it. Does he just dislike the fact it becomes a mess whenever he's around and makes kids cry? ...what a wuss.
Wood
Who mkes a robot out of wood?! If he sits too close to Heat, he'll catch on fire! Anyway, nothing to complain about with him besides Dr. Wily having shown how, uh. Creative he can be.
Needle
Talks down to me a bit much, but he also knitted me a sweater or three. Sometimes I like to chase him with hypodermic needles but I usually get impaled for my trouble. Well, I knew what I was getting into when I scared a guy who fires needles.
Magnet
He once got lost down a straight corridor with one door. And this guy is meant to have leadership skills? I guess he does try to keep people in line, but it's a lost cause. Also he sleeps like a vampire. Shade should feel envious.
Gemini
The only good thing about him is that he's easy for me to scare. I think he's only happy when he's with himself. And there's a lot of himself with that copy function of his. Sometimes I wonder if he remembers the rest of us exist.
Hard
We don't get along well. He's constantly complaining and he can't understand me at all. It's like talking to a wall sometimes.
Top
I like Top. He's trying to teach me to dance. He's fun to watch too. Sometimes if he hears Shadow and me playing, he'll dance to the music. Now if he'd just quit trying to "entertain" people with his stories...
Snake
What a clever, sly and handsome person. He has a bad reputation for some reason I can't fathom! Obviously, my favourite.
Spark
Not much to say. He's sweet but there's not much else to him. He gets way too clingy if we leave him alone though.
Shadow
Loyal, handsome and clever. Sometimes the fact that he always seems to have the answer can get irritating, but I wouldn't change him for the world. He's the glue that holds us together. Also he has a great sense of humor and we work really well together. You'd think we'd clash but he's got a wicked side of his own... heheh.
Gravity
What a boring person. He doesn't do anything fun and he doesn't like people. He's not even fun to scare.
Wave
I once made him cry over a waffle cone. Achievement unlocked: crybaby cry. It wsn't even his ice cream, he just got upset that it went in the water. Then he stomped off to go sulk in the water. He's fun.
Stone
He's the opposite of Wave, that's for sure. And did you know he goes and hangs out with a Light Number? I told him if he liked Guts so much he should just marry him, he practically lives over there anyway, but he just rolled his eyes at me. I don't think he likes me much...
Gyro
He kinda bankrupted us when he got made, but it all worked out. He's kind of an ass and he doesn't like to hang out with the rest of us. Also he can eat. And likes to show it off. Jerk.
Star
A little too flamboyant and naive. Can be judgy to people who aren't as ambitious as he is. I can see why Dr. Wily set him in charge of that space station because he is capable, but... he's hilarious. Like watching a bad LARPer try to play hero.
Charge
It's funny to rile him up... especially to set him against other people. Maybe that's why he joined the part-timers, to get away from us. How did he even manage to hold down a job with that temper? How did any of this batch hold down a job?
Napalm
Especially him. How did he get a job at an amusement park? He's a walking bomb. Nice guy, though. Glad he's succeeding. Somehow.
Crystal
Made by a scientist. Hates scientists. What a twit. At least he brings in money. He's full of lies, though.
Blizzard
Snow sports and snow, snow and snow sports. His two favourite subjects. He's kind of a bore. I have a video of him failing at snowboarding that I sometimes set up on the big TV just to mess with him. Well, he's one of us now, though, so even if he's boring, he'll just have to accept it.
Centaur
He thinks we don't know. Like I'd miss those googly eyes he has for Knightman. Okay, I did a lot of spying to find out, but still... like I wouldn't find out his secret. He's hard to read sometimes though. He goes quiet a lot. Very capable, though.
Flame
What a princess. "Oh look at me, I need my oil changed three times a day and it better not be the cheap stuff! What do you mean, we're running on string and prayer right now, I muuuust have the best." He should just be lucky we kept him on.
Knight
Another enigmatic one. He's hard to rile up and kind of boring. What does Centaur see in him? Maybe he just likes strong men. In which case, we'd better keep him away from Guts and Stone or else there'll be some poly going on here.
Plant
Prisssssss. "Lookit me I like flowers and nothing else!" I like it when bees mistake him for a giant flower. I wonder if he really can communicate with plants, though? What do they say?
Tomahawk
Seriously, Dr. Wily stole the most honorable and brave and generically nice robots in existence. I feel bad for them. This guy hates me, though. He can't stand liars or trickery and, well... I guess he just took offense at me for some reason.
Wind
Finally, someone who specializes in cooking. Rhythm hasn't eaten this good in years. That alone makes him worth keeping.
Yamato
This guy. This guy. I had to download a Japanese language pack just to understand him because any time I'm around, he swapped to Japanese to avoid giving me ammo to torment him with. And that was when he spoke at all! He keeps running away from me.
Freeze
Well. He makes pretty poses? Can't say much else about him. He keeps to himself a lot. At least he doesn't make as many ice puns as I feared he would. Why does Dr. Wily keep programming people with pun obsessions?
Junk
Another robot with the ability to eat. What was with the Doctor and designing robots who could eat? "We're so short on money I have to cannibalize my car, but let's add the ability for this guy to eat junk food!" Sometimes I worry about him. Then I remember the signs he was insane reached back before I was even made...
Burst
The doctor stole this guy to save on money. He's fun, though. I like his fireworks displays. He doesn't take life too seriously, either, so he's a lot less irritating than some of my beloved brothers.
Cloud
Well, if we replace his original rain-making facilities, we know who to send after Brightman if Dr. Cossack ever gets uppity and tries to help stop us. I don't get his jealousy over shoes, they're not that cool. I bought him some high heels just to tick him off and he kept trying to electrocute me every time he saw me for three days. Talk about a bad temper!
Spring
Spring hardly ever leaves his room because no matter how high we build the ceiling, he always seems to hit his head on it. And don't get me started on stairs. I've seen him fll down stairs before. It's not pretty. Hilarious, but not pretty. I've been secretly bringing him back things for those stuffed toys of his. Shhh, don't tell.
Slash
J e r k. I like it better when he's not at home because he has a tendency to filch all of my cool stuff. I've taken to hiding traps in my room to deter him. Also breaking into his room and taking his things while reclaiming mine. It' a thief-off at this point.
Shade
Surprisingly reliable in a pinch. Hate his singing, enjoy his spooky shtick. Also I just have to throw a spider in his path to terrify him, so bonus points.
Turbo
Why did Dr. Wily even have a racecar? If he had old cars, why didn't he just sell them for parts? And on top of that, he has a pretty crappy fuel efficiency too. To make things even worse, he wastes fuel running around for fun on the roads like a menace. Not cool, Turbo. Not cool. For shaaaaaame.
Tengu
His jet engine is loud, and he doesn't like socializing. He's pretty rude to me too. And of course he got dragged along by the nose by King...
Astro
He might as well have been named Mouseman. Talk about shy! He hardly ever seems to show his face when he isn't needed. Finding him is almost a game... one that ends with him scremaing. So, the best kind of game. You'd think he'd learn that hiding just makes me want to seek him... still, I don't want to make him fry a circuit, so I pick when to hunt him down randomly. It's more fun if he wonders if today's the day or not.
Sword
He dresses about as old-fashioned as Shadow, so he's got good taste there. He's all anti-modernism though... even though he wouldn't exist if we stuck to old traditions because they'd tend to shun new things like robotics. But try to tell him that...
Clown
I thought I was meant to be the creepy one around town, and then Dr. Wily stole and reprogrammed a clown. He's fun to watch, but way too emotional, and I don't like competition. Oh well, at least he draws attention away from me. Maybe we should team up sometime...
Search
Just when I think the doctor can't get any weirder, he makes a robot with two hears and one brain. It's jarring to try to follow him, but he's clever and at least he's positive. I like his tricks and tactics.
Frost
He's part Clown. That's bad enough. But he's also an oversized moron. Also he has problems with his oil circulation thanks to the doctor's immensely skillful work. (that was sarcasm if you couldn't tell) How does a robot even get chillblains? Why do you have that function?
Grenade
Do I even need to say anything? He's an explosive-ridden sadomasochist. It's hilarious!
Aqua
Brightly-colored, dramatic and fond of dirty jokes. He's probably the most childish of my brothers. Oh well. You can't win them all. People mock his design but there is so much more to make fun of than that...
Concrete
Boring, boring, boring! He's a hard-working, dedicated foreman to the core and he bosses people around like mad. I try nto to spend too much time around him. Wouldn't want the boring to rub off...
Tornado
Does he even have a personality?
Splash Woman
She has a gorgeous voice. Shadow should get her to accompany us someday. Shame she's terrible on land. It's actually hilarious watching her try to move around outside of water... hehehe.
Plug
He's as bad as Saturn. At least he doesn't actually buy most of the useless gadgets he fawns over. He does, however, bore me to death talking about them.
Jewel
If he was going to come to us for help, you'd think he'd have robbed the diamond mine first, to help with our anaemic money supply problem. So that, y'know, Dr. Wily doesn't have to cannibalize any more cars. It's a wonder he even manages to feed himself and Rhythm at this point... Ahem. Ignore that. Jewel is kind of an attention hog, so he and Gemini are fun to put in a room together. Other than that, there's not much special about him.
Hornet
His entire job is to pollinate flowers. And he likes it. That should tell you all you need to know about this guy.
Magma
He's kind of uncomfortable to hang around. I always feel like my paint is going to strip off if he doesn't move away.
Galaxy
Star must love this guy. He's a little cute, a lot nerdy, big into space...
Blade
Mute. Button. Someone just lock him and Sword in a room together! They can ramble about swords together forever and be perfectly happy. He doesn't even notice if everyone leaves!
Pump
Another neat freak. And one who used to do volunteer work. He doesn't really fit in here, but he's a brother now, so we'll deal.
Commando
He enjoys oil samples. Oil samples. I don't like Roboenza but maybe the doctor infected people who were all really boring and needed spicing up their lives?
Chill
Another conservationist. I rest my case.
Sheep
He has the attention span of a gnat. He gets bored easily and then he wants to drop what he's doing and find something else to do. Also he is a walking literary reference.
Strike
Even before Roboenza this guy had temper problems. On the other hand, he is hilarious to look at, and it's great fun to tease him whenever he messes up to see how soon he'll turn violent!
Nitro
This guy. This guy is entertaining at least! He likes doing stunts and taking risks. More than the others of this group do. He can be pretty dumb though, since he never turns down a challenge for a stunt. I've had some fun with that.
Solar
And we're back to the boring. This guy has hardly left his lab up until he had no option to go back. He's more sheltered than Spring.
Block
Fuse
Blast
Acid
Torch
Impact
Bounce
Forte
Forte is Forte. He's a loud, rude and obnoxious asshole, but he's our loud, rude and obnoxious asshole. I feel bad for him more than anything. Not that it stops me harassing him...
Dynamo
Cold
Ground
Pirate
Burner
Magic
Zero
Wake up soon, little brother. We're all waiting to meet you.
Stardroids
Terra
Nope. Even I'm not fucking with that.
Mercury
Venus
Mars
Jupiter
Saturn
Uranus
Pluto
Sometimes I turn down the temperature just to annoy him. I really shouldn't, though, considering how easily he could crush me. He seems kind of prissy.
Neptune
What kind of dumbass robot is worried about their salt intake? Especially when you're an immortal literal murder machine? At least he doesn't bother us much.
Other
Sunstar
Blues
Far too enigmatic. I don't like that he manages to surprise me when he doesn't whistle to warn of his arrival. Nobody but me should be that stealthy.
Rock
Way, way too nice. Fun to scare, but leaves me feeling like I just kicked a sad orphan puppy sometimes.
Roll
She hit me with a broom. Twice.
Cut
If he says one more lame pun, I'm going to cut his voice module out! I'm just glad I don't have to live with him.
Guts
Why does Dr. Wily like this design so much? He's a little too punch-happy for my liking. Luckily I don't have to run into these guys too often.
Ice
I owe little boy blue here a scare. When Rhythm was staying with him, I snuck in there once to surprise her and he mistook me for an intruder and froze my tail to the ceiling. It was winter. I was stuck there for ages. Also he's tiny but not easily spooked which is annoying.
Bomb
Too loud. If I want to listen to explosions, I have Crash.
Fire
Fun. He gets riled up pretty easily.
Elec
Good to look at. Don't touch or you'll get zapped though. Ow.
Time
Has a major stick up his ass.
Unicorn
Easy prey. Funny as hell, though. See him jump!
Cossacks
Bright
This guy never shuts up. Why didn't Dr. Cossack program in a mute function?
Toad
Eaaaaasy prey but so funny. I love tormenting this guy. Wonder if he's all round under the armor too?
Drill
This guy never stops working. What's wrong with the Cossack Numbers anyway? I never seem to see anything fun when spying on them.
Pharaoh
Another one with a stick up his ass, but at least this one's fun to tease. Time just throws things at me, Pharaoh gets flustered. Wonder what he looks like under those bandages? I keep trying but I never catch a glimpse. Sometimes I think he does it on purpose.
Ring
Someone get this guy a hobby that doesn't involve throwing rings at things. Ugh. He's not even fun, he's just rude.
Dust
Kind of cute for a clean freak. Boring, though. Yet another workaholic.
Dive
Hahahahaha. Cossack made a swimming robot that gets motion sick. How lame is that guy?
Skull
He has good taste in movies. Doesn't like me much though. Actually I don't think he likes any of us after the whole Kalinka affair. It wasn't like we kidnapped his sister and forced him into servitude! That was all the doctor. Well, not like it matters.
Tundra
My brother now. Cossack can't have.
Abyss
I don't mnow much about this guy. Wonder if he'll be fun to scare?
Wily-Made Siblings and Adopted Siblings
Rhythm
Shut up, I know what that implies. Don't make me think about the methods. Rhythm's the best sister, anyway. Adorable and pocket-sized, but adult enough. Still able to have fun despite being grown-up. 10/10. Just wish I could forget the doctor banged someone. Sometimes it sucks having an infallible memory.
Metal
He can be bad-tempered but he's got his issues to work through. We're alike in that a lot of people think we're bad, so I don't want to upset him too much. It'd be suspicious if I didn't torment him at least a bit though.
Air
Someone. Please. Mute button. Sometimes I get so bored I go off and collect leaves to put in his room just to annoy him.
Bubble
Dr. Wily sure did a number on him. I love watching him on land. He tries to avoid being on land around me because he says I look like I'm plotting to eat him.
Quick
Asshole. Thinks he knows everything just because he's fast. I set up a tripwire for him once... So worth the repairs.
Crash
I will personally hunt down anyone who makes him cry. Some people say Shadow and I coddle him too much, but Crash can't help his malfunctions. He's still my dear big brother.
Flash
Just because he doesn't have hair, he's so rude to everyone else who does. Sometimes I untie my hair and brush it out in front of him just to piss him off. Also... can you say "whiner"? It's not like he has it worse than anyone else...
Heat
Kinda pleasant to be around. Wonder why he hates ice cream so much? It's not like he can even eat it. Does he just dislike the fact it becomes a mess whenever he's around and makes kids cry? ...what a wuss.
Wood
Who mkes a robot out of wood?! If he sits too close to Heat, he'll catch on fire! Anyway, nothing to complain about with him besides Dr. Wily having shown how, uh. Creative he can be.
Needle
Talks down to me a bit much, but he also knitted me a sweater or three. Sometimes I like to chase him with hypodermic needles but I usually get impaled for my trouble. Well, I knew what I was getting into when I scared a guy who fires needles.
Magnet
He once got lost down a straight corridor with one door. And this guy is meant to have leadership skills? I guess he does try to keep people in line, but it's a lost cause. Also he sleeps like a vampire. Shade should feel envious.
Gemini
The only good thing about him is that he's easy for me to scare. I think he's only happy when he's with himself. And there's a lot of himself with that copy function of his. Sometimes I wonder if he remembers the rest of us exist.
Hard
We don't get along well. He's constantly complaining and he can't understand me at all. It's like talking to a wall sometimes.
Top
I like Top. He's trying to teach me to dance. He's fun to watch too. Sometimes if he hears Shadow and me playing, he'll dance to the music. Now if he'd just quit trying to "entertain" people with his stories...
Snake
What a clever, sly and handsome person. He has a bad reputation for some reason I can't fathom! Obviously, my favourite.
Spark
Not much to say. He's sweet but there's not much else to him. He gets way too clingy if we leave him alone though.
Shadow
Loyal, handsome and clever. Sometimes the fact that he always seems to have the answer can get irritating, but I wouldn't change him for the world. He's the glue that holds us together. Also he has a great sense of humor and we work really well together. You'd think we'd clash but he's got a wicked side of his own... heheh.
Gravity
What a boring person. He doesn't do anything fun and he doesn't like people. He's not even fun to scare.
Wave
I once made him cry over a waffle cone. Achievement unlocked: crybaby cry. It wsn't even his ice cream, he just got upset that it went in the water. Then he stomped off to go sulk in the water. He's fun.
Stone
He's the opposite of Wave, that's for sure. And did you know he goes and hangs out with a Light Number? I told him if he liked Guts so much he should just marry him, he practically lives over there anyway, but he just rolled his eyes at me. I don't think he likes me much...
Gyro
He kinda bankrupted us when he got made, but it all worked out. He's kind of an ass and he doesn't like to hang out with the rest of us. Also he can eat. And likes to show it off. Jerk.
Star
A little too flamboyant and naive. Can be judgy to people who aren't as ambitious as he is. I can see why Dr. Wily set him in charge of that space station because he is capable, but... he's hilarious. Like watching a bad LARPer try to play hero.
Charge
It's funny to rile him up... especially to set him against other people. Maybe that's why he joined the part-timers, to get away from us. How did he even manage to hold down a job with that temper? How did any of this batch hold down a job?
Napalm
Especially him. How did he get a job at an amusement park? He's a walking bomb. Nice guy, though. Glad he's succeeding. Somehow.
Crystal
Made by a scientist. Hates scientists. What a twit. At least he brings in money. He's full of lies, though.
Blizzard
Snow sports and snow, snow and snow sports. His two favourite subjects. He's kind of a bore. I have a video of him failing at snowboarding that I sometimes set up on the big TV just to mess with him. Well, he's one of us now, though, so even if he's boring, he'll just have to accept it.
Centaur
He thinks we don't know. Like I'd miss those googly eyes he has for Knightman. Okay, I did a lot of spying to find out, but still... like I wouldn't find out his secret. He's hard to read sometimes though. He goes quiet a lot. Very capable, though.
Flame
What a princess. "Oh look at me, I need my oil changed three times a day and it better not be the cheap stuff! What do you mean, we're running on string and prayer right now, I muuuust have the best." He should just be lucky we kept him on.
Knight
Another enigmatic one. He's hard to rile up and kind of boring. What does Centaur see in him? Maybe he just likes strong men. In which case, we'd better keep him away from Guts and Stone or else there'll be some poly going on here.
Plant
Prisssssss. "Lookit me I like flowers and nothing else!" I like it when bees mistake him for a giant flower. I wonder if he really can communicate with plants, though? What do they say?
Tomahawk
Seriously, Dr. Wily stole the most honorable and brave and generically nice robots in existence. I feel bad for them. This guy hates me, though. He can't stand liars or trickery and, well... I guess he just took offense at me for some reason.
Wind
Finally, someone who specializes in cooking. Rhythm hasn't eaten this good in years. That alone makes him worth keeping.
Yamato
This guy. This guy. I had to download a Japanese language pack just to understand him because any time I'm around, he swapped to Japanese to avoid giving me ammo to torment him with. And that was when he spoke at all! He keeps running away from me.
Freeze
Well. He makes pretty poses? Can't say much else about him. He keeps to himself a lot. At least he doesn't make as many ice puns as I feared he would. Why does Dr. Wily keep programming people with pun obsessions?
Junk
Another robot with the ability to eat. What was with the Doctor and designing robots who could eat? "We're so short on money I have to cannibalize my car, but let's add the ability for this guy to eat junk food!" Sometimes I worry about him. Then I remember the signs he was insane reached back before I was even made...
Burst
The doctor stole this guy to save on money. He's fun, though. I like his fireworks displays. He doesn't take life too seriously, either, so he's a lot less irritating than some of my beloved brothers.
Cloud
Well, if we replace his original rain-making facilities, we know who to send after Brightman if Dr. Cossack ever gets uppity and tries to help stop us. I don't get his jealousy over shoes, they're not that cool. I bought him some high heels just to tick him off and he kept trying to electrocute me every time he saw me for three days. Talk about a bad temper!
Spring
Spring hardly ever leaves his room because no matter how high we build the ceiling, he always seems to hit his head on it. And don't get me started on stairs. I've seen him fll down stairs before. It's not pretty. Hilarious, but not pretty. I've been secretly bringing him back things for those stuffed toys of his. Shhh, don't tell.
Slash
J e r k. I like it better when he's not at home because he has a tendency to filch all of my cool stuff. I've taken to hiding traps in my room to deter him. Also breaking into his room and taking his things while reclaiming mine. It' a thief-off at this point.
Shade
Surprisingly reliable in a pinch. Hate his singing, enjoy his spooky shtick. Also I just have to throw a spider in his path to terrify him, so bonus points.
Turbo
Why did Dr. Wily even have a racecar? If he had old cars, why didn't he just sell them for parts? And on top of that, he has a pretty crappy fuel efficiency too. To make things even worse, he wastes fuel running around for fun on the roads like a menace. Not cool, Turbo. Not cool. For shaaaaaame.
Tengu
His jet engine is loud, and he doesn't like socializing. He's pretty rude to me too. And of course he got dragged along by the nose by King...
Astro
He might as well have been named Mouseman. Talk about shy! He hardly ever seems to show his face when he isn't needed. Finding him is almost a game... one that ends with him scremaing. So, the best kind of game. You'd think he'd learn that hiding just makes me want to seek him... still, I don't want to make him fry a circuit, so I pick when to hunt him down randomly. It's more fun if he wonders if today's the day or not.
Sword
He dresses about as old-fashioned as Shadow, so he's got good taste there. He's all anti-modernism though... even though he wouldn't exist if we stuck to old traditions because they'd tend to shun new things like robotics. But try to tell him that...
Clown
I thought I was meant to be the creepy one around town, and then Dr. Wily stole and reprogrammed a clown. He's fun to watch, but way too emotional, and I don't like competition. Oh well, at least he draws attention away from me. Maybe we should team up sometime...
Search
Just when I think the doctor can't get any weirder, he makes a robot with two hears and one brain. It's jarring to try to follow him, but he's clever and at least he's positive. I like his tricks and tactics.
Frost
He's part Clown. That's bad enough. But he's also an oversized moron. Also he has problems with his oil circulation thanks to the doctor's immensely skillful work. (that was sarcasm if you couldn't tell) How does a robot even get chillblains? Why do you have that function?
Grenade
Do I even need to say anything? He's an explosive-ridden sadomasochist. It's hilarious!
Aqua
Brightly-colored, dramatic and fond of dirty jokes. He's probably the most childish of my brothers. Oh well. You can't win them all. People mock his design but there is so much more to make fun of than that...
Concrete
Boring, boring, boring! He's a hard-working, dedicated foreman to the core and he bosses people around like mad. I try nto to spend too much time around him. Wouldn't want the boring to rub off...
Tornado
Does he even have a personality?
Splash Woman
She has a gorgeous voice. Shadow should get her to accompany us someday. Shame she's terrible on land. It's actually hilarious watching her try to move around outside of water... hehehe.
Plug
He's as bad as Saturn. At least he doesn't actually buy most of the useless gadgets he fawns over. He does, however, bore me to death talking about them.
Jewel
If he was going to come to us for help, you'd think he'd have robbed the diamond mine first, to help with our anaemic money supply problem. So that, y'know, Dr. Wily doesn't have to cannibalize any more cars. It's a wonder he even manages to feed himself and Rhythm at this point... Ahem. Ignore that. Jewel is kind of an attention hog, so he and Gemini are fun to put in a room together. Other than that, there's not much special about him.
Hornet
His entire job is to pollinate flowers. And he likes it. That should tell you all you need to know about this guy.
Magma
He's kind of uncomfortable to hang around. I always feel like my paint is going to strip off if he doesn't move away.
Galaxy
Star must love this guy. He's a little cute, a lot nerdy, big into space...
Blade
Mute. Button. Someone just lock him and Sword in a room together! They can ramble about swords together forever and be perfectly happy. He doesn't even notice if everyone leaves!
Pump
Another neat freak. And one who used to do volunteer work. He doesn't really fit in here, but he's a brother now, so we'll deal.
Commando
He enjoys oil samples. Oil samples. I don't like Roboenza but maybe the doctor infected people who were all really boring and needed spicing up their lives?
Chill
Another conservationist. I rest my case.
Sheep
He has the attention span of a gnat. He gets bored easily and then he wants to drop what he's doing and find something else to do. Also he is a walking literary reference.
Strike
Even before Roboenza this guy had temper problems. On the other hand, he is hilarious to look at, and it's great fun to tease him whenever he messes up to see how soon he'll turn violent!
Nitro
This guy. This guy is entertaining at least! He likes doing stunts and taking risks. More than the others of this group do. He can be pretty dumb though, since he never turns down a challenge for a stunt. I've had some fun with that.
Solar
And we're back to the boring. This guy has hardly left his lab up until he had no option to go back. He's more sheltered than Spring.
Block
Fuse
Blast
Acid
Torch
Impact
Bounce
Forte
Forte is Forte. He's a loud, rude and obnoxious asshole, but he's our loud, rude and obnoxious asshole. I feel bad for him more than anything. Not that it stops me harassing him...
Dynamo
Cold
Ground
Pirate
Burner
Magic
Zero
Wake up soon, little brother. We're all waiting to meet you.
Stardroids
Terra
Nope. Even I'm not fucking with that.
Mercury
Venus
Mars
Jupiter
Saturn
Uranus
Pluto
Sometimes I turn down the temperature just to annoy him. I really shouldn't, though, considering how easily he could crush me. He seems kind of prissy.
Neptune
What kind of dumbass robot is worried about their salt intake? Especially when you're an immortal literal murder machine? At least he doesn't bother us much.
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